Luke Skywalker Will Destroy You If You Text Or Talk at the Alamo Drafthouse
When Luke Skywalker tells you not to talk or text during a movie, you'd best listen. Or else, in the words of this anti-talking PSA, he'll "unleash an entire Secret Service made up of insane clowns, brandishing lightsabers, and he will have them completely destroy you." And this is the Alamo Drafthouse, famous for their complete and utter willingness to throw people out for cell phone use. I wouldn't bet on them playing around.