Tuesday, February 26, 2008

WALL-E Is Summer's Most Anticipated Robot


By Katey Rich

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So now that the Oscars are over, as I said on Friday, it's time to start thinking about the summer! The promotional machines for most big-ticket movies have yet to gear up in earnest, but every summer there's always one movie that doesn't have to put any effort into building a fan frenzy: the latest Pixar entry. Sneak peeks for WALL-E have been around for about a year, but as the June 27 release date grows nearer and we learn more about the story, the Pixar diehards of the world are just about tripping over themselves in excitement.



"I laughed, I cried (I'm serious), and I smiled, and by the end of the Disney panel, I was in love with WALL-E," writes Alex Billington at FirstShowing.net. At WonderCon in San Francisco, a comic book convention, WALL-E writer-director Andrew Stanton (he also did Finding Nemo) showed four clips from the movie and spoke a little about his inspiration in making it. While some of the clips were familiar from the trailers, Billington says that the combined effect of new scenes and Stanton's speech convinced him that "WALL-E is going to be the best movie of 2008." (emphasis his)



Pixar detractors-- can there really be Pixar detractors?-- may cry foul, but as someone who was rooting for Brad Bird to win for Ratatouille's screenplay on Sunday, I'm practically as giddy as Billington. He describes the four clips and gives a slightly better idea of the plot than has been explained thus far. WALL-E, as we know, is a garbage disposal robot left on Earth hundreds of years after humans have abandoned it. He occupies himself and talks to no one until a lady robot named Eve lands on Earth as part of an expedition. WALL-E, it turns out, is not just meant for garbage removal-- he's meant to love. Desperate not to lose the only friend he's ever had, he stows away on Eve's spaceship and sets off on an intergalactic journey.



Writes Billington about WALL-E's trip through space: "The score and music were an incredible addition that topped off one of the most emotional Pixar scenes I have ever watched." Whoah. Stanton, who gave fish feelings in Finding Nemo, explained that he designed WALL-E not to be an anthropomorphized idea of a robot, but an actual machine. "I wanted to believe that a robot is really there. I wanted to believe he is really a robot and not just a human in a robot shell." Hopefully C-3P0 won't be offended.



Nemo_2Rat_3 As Pixar's output grows vaster, the directors who work within the company are making their voices known: Brad Bird, the Rand-ian celebrator of the quest for perfection and the greatness within us all, makes us dream of being better versions of ourselves in Ratatouille and The Incredibles. Stanton, a heartstring tugger with Finding Nemo and A Bug's Life, focuses on human connections, even when those connections are between invertebrates or robots. WALL-E seems a lot more likely to make me cry and hug my parents, perhaps a better goal for a movie about the future, which could easily be more about machines and ideas than good old-fashioned emotion. Bird may want us to strive toward a brave new world, but Stanton will find the beating heart at its center.



Today's Film News: If An Oscar Falls In The Forest...


By Katey Rich

Stewart When I opened my post yesterday with the question "Didja watch the Oscars?", I pretty much assumed that you had. I mean, it's the Oscars! Turns out that wasn't such a safe bet. Sunday's show was the lowest-rated Oscars ever, with a 20% drop in audience since last year. Thirty-two million people tuned in, which according to Variety is fewer than watched the season premiere of "American Idol" and a third of the number that watched the Super Bowl a few weeks ago. Poor Jon Stewart will continue going on the record as the host of Oscar shows that nobody watches, even though his performance last night was pretty stellar by my estimation. And let's not even talk about what it means that the one year the Academy nominates a bunch of great films is the year no one watches; watch out for Shrek Goes Forth sweeping the top five awards in 2010.



Well, now that the dog and pony show is over and done with, it's back to business. In casting news, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has joined Julianne Moore in the horror thriller Shelter, the English-language debut from the Swedish directing team Mans Marlind and Bjorn Stein. The two actors make a good pair, but keep in mind that for all their acclaimed work, each has participated in some cringe-worthy material. (August Rush and Next are recent examples that come to mind.) So let's not get all excited just yet, though Lord knows we could use a horror thriller with a fraction of intelligence.



Mortimer The cast of Martin Scorsese's Shutter Island, already star-studded, has gotten even bigger, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Max von Sydow (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly), Emily Mortimer (Lars and the Real Girl, not to mention a hilarious recurring role on "30 Rock") and Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children) will also star in the film, about a patient who escapes from a mental hospital located off the coast of Maine. Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Michelle Williams, Ben Kingsley and Mortimer's Lars co-star Patricia Clarkson are already cast.



And finally, the quietest news today may also be the biggest: Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon have signed on to direct and star in a fourth Bourne movie, as interpreted by Cinematical from a Universal press release. The two had said previously that neither would return to the franchise if the other didn't. There are two more Robert Ludlum books on which to base another movie about the jet-setting spy, and given that Bourne won more Oscars than There Will Be Blood on Sunday, there's a lot of prestige, not to mention a lot of money, left to be gained.



Monday, February 25, 2008

Falling Slowly for Once


By Katey Rich

80th_ss088 Over at Awards Daily, everyone is feeling the warm fuzzies from Marketa Irglova and Glen Hansard's win for their stunning "Falling Slowly" from Once, and seeing the two of them up there was doubtlessly one of the highlights of a night full of largely expected winners. When Irglova took the stage again after being cut off by the orchestra, she said, "The fact that we're standing here tonight, the fact that we're able to hold this, it's just proof that no matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible."



In the same Awards Daily post, a commenter submitted a full list of the Best Song winners in the history of the Oscars. The list is remarkable, both for how many gems are included-- "Over the Rainbow, "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah," "White Christmas"-- and how many years seemed to have been fallow for truly worthy songs (who remembers the movie The Prince of Egypt, much less its Oscar-winning song?)



But in the best of years, like this one, the songs chosen evoke an unexplainable feeling about the movies they come from. You can't read the title "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" without hearing it in your mind, and thinking immediately of Robert Redford and Paul Newman goofing around on a bicycle. And just thinking of those first seven notes of "Moon River" evokes all the optimism and sad-eyed melancholy of Breakfast at Tiffany's, from the cigarette holder to the nameless cat.



Some years you doubt the reason for the existence of the Best Song category-- this ain't the Grammys!-- but looking over that list, you can't deny the power of a good song in a good movie to capture the whole thing in a three-minute melody. "Falling Slowly" deserved the Grammy it didn't win, surely, but the meaning of the song is so much greater within the context of the film, as a courtship and a collaboration all at once. That's what makes a song Oscar-worthy-- like art direction or cinematography, it brings something to the film that it never could have had without it. Surely we'll see some turkeys win in this category again, but Glen and Marketa have silenced anyone who would call for the abolition of this category for a long while.



Below the jump is the full list of winners; thanks a bunch again to Awards Daily's Pierre de Plume for posting the list.



1934: "The Continental" from The Gay Divorcee
1935: "Lullaby of Broadway" from Gold Diggers of 1935
1936: "The Way You Look Tonight" from Swing Time
1937: "Sweet Leilani" from Waikiki Wedding
1938: "Thanks for the Memory" from The Big Broadcast of 1938
1939: "Over the Rainbow" from The Wizard of Oz
1940: "When You Wish upon a Star" from Pinocchio
1941: "The Last Time I Saw Paris" from Lady Be Good
1942: "White Christmas" from Holiday Inn
1943: "You'll Never Know" from Hello, Frisco, Hello
1944: "Swinging on a Star" from Going My Way
1945: "It Might As Well Be Spring" from State Fair
1946: "On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe" from The Harvey Girls
1947: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" from Song of the South
1948: "Buttons and Bows" from The Paleface
1949: "Baby, It's Cold Outside" from Neptune's Daughter
1950: "Mona Lisa" from Captain Carey, U.S.A.
1951: "In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening" from Here Comes the Groom
1952: "High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')" from High Noon
1953: "Secret Love" from Calamity Jane
1954: "Three Coins in the Fountain" from Three Coins in the Fountain
1955: "Love Is a Many-Spendored Thing" from Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing
1956: "Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera)" from The Man Who Knew Too Much
1957: "All The Way" from The Joker Is Wild
1958: "Gigi" from Gigi
1959:"High Hopes" from A Hole in the Head
1960: "Never On Sunday" from Never on Sunday
1961: "Moon River" from Breakfast at Tiffany's
1962: "Days of Wine and Roses" from Days of Wine and Roses
1963: "Call Me Irresponsible" from Papa's Delicate Condition
1964: "Chim Chim Cher-ee" from Mary Poppins
1965: "The Shadow of Your Smile" from The Sandpiper
1966: "Born Free" from Born Free
1967: "Talk to the Animals" from Doctor Dolittle
1968: "The Windmills of Your Mind" from The Thomas Crown Affair
1969: "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
1970: "For All We Know" from Lovers and Other Strangers
1971: "Theme from Shaft" from Shaft
1972: "The Morning After" from The Poseidon Adventure
1973: "The Way We Were" from The Way We Were
1974: "We May Never Love Like This Again" from The Towering Inferno
1975: "I'm Easy" from Nashville
1976: "Evergreen (Love Theme from A Star Is Born)" from A Star Is Born
1977: "You Light Up My Life" from You Light Up My Life
1978: "Last Dance" from Thank God It's Friday
1979: "It Goes Like It Goes" from Norma Rae
1980: "Fame" from Fame
1981: "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur
1982: "Up Where We Belong" from An Officer and a Gentleman
1983: "Flashdance�What a Feeling" from Flashdance
1984: "I Just Called To Say I Love You" from The Woman in Red
1985: "Say You, Say Me" from White Nights
1986: "Take My Breath Away" from Top Gun
1987: "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing
1988: "Let the River Run" from Working Girl
1989: "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid
1990: "Sooner Or Later (I Always Get My Man)" from Dick Tracy
1991: "Beauty and the Beast" from Beauty and the Beast
1992: "A Whole New World" from Aladdin
1993: "Streets of Philadelphia" from Philadelphia
1994: "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from The Lion King
1995: "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas
1996: "You Must Love Me" from Evita
1997: "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic
1998: "When You Believe" from The Prince of Egypt
1999: "You'll Be In My Heart" from Tarzan
2000: "Things Have Changed" from Wonder Boys
2001: "If I Didn't Have You" from Monsters, Inc.
2002: "Lose Yourself" from 8 Mile
2003: "Into the West" from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2004: "Al Otro Lado Del Ro" from The Motorcycle Diaries
2005: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" from Hustle & Flow
2006: "I Need to Wake Up" from An Inconvenient Truth
2007: "Falling Slowly" from Once


Today's Film News: La Vie en Oscar


By Katey Rich

Cotillard Hey, didja watch the Oscars last night? Well, even if you didn't, the rest of the Internet did. There's roundups all over the place, from Variety's slew of articles (Favorite headline: "Celebrities brave rain on Oscar Night") to Jeff Wells' mess of real-time posts to the Carpetbagger's reports from the press room and the after-parties. If what you're looking for is a simple list of winners, though, The Hollywood Reporter has you covered. Do take a moment, though, to read the various winner reactions from the press room, including my favorite from surprise Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard: "I'm totally overwhelmed with joy and sparkles and fireworks, and everything which goes like �BAM! BAM! BAM!' (It's as if) I just ate all those things, and it's happening right here, right now." I think there should be a new rule to let at least one person win each year who speaks English as a second language and can come up with something that evocative and nonsensical.



Cate_2  Oh, and there was another awards show over the weekend. Even though the Independent Spirit Awards are known for their breezy, beachfront attitude, the rain didn't keep the show from producing hilarious anecdotes and heartwarming wins. Juno went home with the big prize of best feature, as well as wins for Ellen Page and Diablo Cody (for best first screenplay). Cate Blanchett and Julian Schnabel, longshots in each of their categories at the Oscars, went home with prizes for I'm Not There and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, respectively. The Hollywood Reporter has the scoop, including an adorable shot of Ellen Page accepting her award in a suit. I'm still waiting for video of the reported "brawl" between host Rainn Wilson and Best Actor winner Philip Seymour Hoffman.



You want real news, after all that? It's slim pickings today, since everyone in Hollywood spent the weekend primping and is now busy detoxing. The German distribution company TeleMunchen bought territory rights to Martin Scorsese's as-yet-unfinished Shutter Island for a record $12 million. The Reporter tells us that Paramount Vantage has also sold the project to several other European territories, though none for quite so much cash. Coen Brothers, take note: You have two Oscars to Scorsese's one, so sell that next project to Germany for $25 million or bust. Use them like bowling pins, Daniel Plainview-style, if you must.



And our last scoop of the day comes from Culture Vulture, which picked up some information from a guy named Cory about the voice cast for Hoodwinked 2: Hood vs. Evil. (Full disclosure: This movie has been in development forever, and I had assumed it would never exist.) Among them are "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere, taking over the Red Riding Hood role from Anne Hathaway, and Martin Short, playing "The Woodsman." Joan Cusack, David Alan Grier, Wayne Newton (?!?) and Brad Garrett will be taking on new roles, and "SNL" stars Amy Poehler and Bill Hader will be voicing Hansel & Gretel. I love those two, but no, it will not be enough to make me see this movie.



Weekend Roundup: The #1 Vantage


By Katey Rich

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For most of us movie fiends the weekend was all about Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! But out in the rest of the world people were still headed to the multiplex, and among their less-than-stellar choices Vantage Point came out on top. The movie managed $24 million, a solid lead over second place holdover Jumper ($12 million). The situation for Vantage Point's fellow freshmen was quite grimmer; Be Kind Rewind is the only one that managed to crack the top ten, and even limited by its 808 theatre rollout, it made just $4 million, good for 7th place. Now's the time to get cranky with all the critics who didn't recognize Be Kind for all its delights and recommend it as an alternative to Fool's Gold.



Speaking of the McConaughey-Hudson vehicle, it's sticking around in 5th place, with $6.2 million. It was edged out this weekend by newer holdovers The Spiderwick Chronicles ($12.6 million) and Step Up 2 The Streets ($9.7 million), which landed at #3 and #4, respectively. The last of the President's Day weekend releases, Definitely, Maybe, continued to underperform, landing at #6 with $5.2 million. It's a shame we can't blame the critics for letting this one slide; they definitely liked it and still everyone wants to see Fool's Gold instead.



The rest of the top ten was filled out by the Oscar nominees with the most staying power, Little Miss Juno at #8 with $4.1 million and There Will Be Blood drinking milkshakes at #10 with $2.5 million. Oh, and Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, a movie I had completely forgotten about, was sandwiched between them with $3.9 million.



Check out the full top 20 after the jump, which includes two more of our Best Picture nominees, No Country for Old Men and Atonement, as well as the two other releases this weekend. Happily, the American people were smart enough to stay away from something with the word Witless in the title, and left the new Larry the Cable Guy offering alone. Charlie Bartlett, the offbeat teen comedy, fared even worse, with $1.8 million. I was also surprised to see Hannah Montana still hovering out there, given that whole "one-week extension!" hype after the Super Bowl weekend run was such a hit. I guess there's not much room for truth in advertising when you're milking the cash cow.






























































































































































































































































TWLWTitle (click to view)StudioWeekend Gross% ChangeTheater Count / ChangeAverageTotal GrossBudget*Week #
1NVantage PointSony$24,000,000-3,149-$7,621$24,000,000$401
21JumperFox$12,650,000-53.8%3,430+2$3,688$56,206,000$852
32The Spiderwick ChroniclesPar.$12,600,000-33.7%3,847-$3,275$43,576,000$902
43Step Up 2 the StreetsBV$9,787,000-48.2%2,480+10$3,946$41,419,000-2
54Fool's GoldWB$6,270,000-51.4%3,075-50$2,039$52,433,000-3
65Definitely, MaybeUni.$5,184,000-46.9%2,220+16$2,335$21,781,000-2
7NBe Kind, RewindNL$4,100,000-808-$5,074$4,100,000-1
87JunoFoxS$4,100,000-11.1%1,727-138$2,374$130,377,000-12
96Welcome Home Roscoe JenkinsUni.$3,989,000-53.1%1,873-514$2,129$35,498,000$353
1012There Will Be BloodParV$2,561,000-15.5%1,402-8$1,826$34,986,000-9
118The Bucket ListWB$2,555,000-36.0%1,902-405$1,343$85,154,000$459
1214No Country for Old MenMira.$2,275,000+20.8%1,101+176$2,066$64,162,000-16
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13NWitless ProtectionLGF$2,190,000-1,333-$1,642$2,190,000-1
14NCharlie BartlettMGM$1,820,000-1,122-$1,622$1,820,000-1
151027 DressesFox$1,625,000-49.2%1,367-569$1,188$73,094,000$306
169Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert TourBV$1,516,000-53.5%613-72$2,473$61,876,000-4
1711The EyeLGF$1,300,000-59.2%1,211-918$1,073$28,830,000-4
1817AtonementFocus$1,186,000-18.4%755-29$1,570$49,373,000-12
1926U2 3DNGC$1,075,000+163.5%686+646$1,567$4,892,000-5
2022In BrugesFocus$741,000-23.6%163+51$4,546$2,747,000-3

Friday, February 22, 2008

Nielsen Company Tells You Oscar Facts You Never Knew You Wanted To Know


By Katey Rich

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Can you believe it? This is my last post here before the Oscar ceremony. The weird thing about being an Oscar obsessive is that you secretly ponder all these questions for months, and then all of a sudden this week everyone around you is saying, "Hey, what's that Amy Ryan all about?" Or you start a sentence with something like "Of course, without a Best Editing nomination it's really hard to win Best Picture..." and suddenly realize, no, not everyone knows Oscar arcana. I'm co-hosting an Oscar party with a friend who, like most Americans, has seen zero of the Best Picture nominees. It's a strange time to be an Oscar wonk, indeed.



Atonment3008_468x703 Parent company Nielsen, in traditional number-crunching fashion, has given us all sorts of facts to ponder as we go into what Hollywood is calling Oscar Weekend, and what I'm calling Clean-My-Apartment-And-Maybe-Go-Have-A-Drink-With-Friends-And-Then-Watch-The-Oscars Weekend. Some of the "findings" are in the "no-duh" category: People on the coasts are more likely to watch the ceremony? Sales of the books on which the movies were based spike after the awards? Bloggers talk more about the Oscars during Oscar season? Faaaaaascinating. But those Nielsen statistic monkeys surprise you sometimes. I had merrily assumed that all five Best Picture nominees had gotten box-office bumps following the nominations, but No Country's wide expansion made little difference in its overall gross, and Atonement continued on the sharp attendance decline it had been experiencing for weeks. The tailor-made Oscar epic is actually less popular, box-office-wise, than difficult drama Michael Clayton.



Members of Nielsen's network Hey! Nielsen have also been putting in some Oscar predictions of their own; at this point in the game pretty much everyone is allowed to have an opinion, so let's see what they say. For most part they're down with the party line-- No Country, Daniel Day-Lewis, The Coens for director, Ratatouille for animated feature. But they're supporting Ellen Page for Best Actress by a healthy margin--33%--and have a dead tie between Cate Blanchett and Ruby Dee for Best Supporting Actress. An example of the public not knowing what the Academy will like, or a sign of the winds of change? I'm tending to think the former-- the fact that Ellen Page is also in the most popular Best Picture nominee is no coincidence-- but we'll only know late Sunday night.



PretzelsLiquor And finally, the Nielsen-bots send us off with a factoid so random, and so specific, that it makes me a little afraid. "Academy Award viewers also tend to be health-conscious consumers of wine, nuts, pretzels, yogurt, liquor, health bars, trail mix, coffee, pudding and popcorn." Wait, liquor is healthy now? And wait, how do they know this? I buy all of these things. Are they following me to the bodega around the corner when I get the afternoon snack pangs? And wait, liquor is healthy now? Great news for my Oscar party, at least.



For those of you anxious for some Oscar predictions that don't come from the good people of Hey! Nielsen, they're coming fast and furious all over the place. Some of the most accurate will likely be from the big aggregates, like Gurus o' Gold, the LA Times Buzzmeter, and the more populist Sultans of Bling over at Awards Daily. Those are probably much better guesses to go on than my own, though as Awards Daily always insists, "Nobody knows anything."



I'll be a little sad on Monday morning when everybody knows everything, and all that's left is to parse the results for a few days before bracing ourselves for summer movie season, and a long six months (at least!) before any of next year's Oscar contenders come out in earnest. I think back to my first day of last fall's New York Film Festival, when I saw The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and was utterly floored by it. It never occurred to me that attending that festival would give me a better leg up on awards season than ever before, or that this would finally be the first year in which I saw all five Best Picture nominees before the big night (Michael Clayton snuck in under the wire on Monday.) I've loved this Oscar season, with all the strike-related woe and No Country for Old Men sweeps, and I'll be sad to see it go. But you know what? I've got to make some room in this head of mine, and this blog, to get excited about The Dark Knight and Indiana Jones. Let's take a moment to hug our Oscar statues and thank our agents, and then on to the popcorn and explosions!



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Box Office Outlook: Oscars? What Oscars?


By Katey Rich

We're almost home free. It's the last weekend of that deadly zone between New Year's Day and the Oscar ceremony, which means that before too long, the studios won't be afraid to release decent movies anymore. Oddly enough, this weekend provides room for the least complaint; the totally enjoyable if not great Vantage Point will be clobbering the competition, while Michel Gondry's delightful latest Be Kind Rewind will hopefully draw in the audience it deserves. Even the much-delayed comedy Charlie Bartlett is getting reasonable critical response. Sure, Larry the Cable Guy is part of this weekend too, but come on, beggars can't be choosers. If you're really out for highbrow this weekend, just turn on the TV and catch the endless clips of Daniel Day-Lewis shouting "I drink your milkshake!" and Javier Bardem calling everyone "Friendo." Hey, only a few more days and we'll be done seeing those clips too! I'm starting to like this end-of-February business a lot.



Vantage VANTAGE POINT. Opening in 3,000 theatres. The American President is shot during a speech in Spain, but no one who was there knows the whole truth. Vantage Point rewinds its story over and over to view the pivotal event through the eyes of several key characters: Rex (Sigourney Weaver), a TV news producer; Thomas and Kent (Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox), two secret service agents; American family man Howard (Forest Whitaker), who may have captured the killer on film, and the President himself (William Hurt). There's also a Spanish cop (Eduardo Noriega) who suspects that his girlfriend (Ayelet Zurer) may be responsible for the disaster that occurs after the President is shot. As you can imagine, there are car chases, explosions and gun battles aplenty.



While I swear to you Vantage Point is a genuinely enjoyable movie, not too many critics seem to agree with me. Our Kevin Lally calls it a "tricky but ultimately trivial thriller that wastes the talents of several Oscar winners and nominees." Way to work in a topical reference! The Chicago Tribune's review is a little more mixed, but ultimately concludes, "The information sorting and gathering required by Barry L. Levy's screenplay feels like night school as opposed to a great night out at the movies." Newsday was so irritated with the movie's silliness that it came up with a pretty good zinger: "[The filmmakers] populate their ground zero with cartoon figures mouthing the sort of simplistic dialogue that tends to gravitate toward the corners of comic-strip frames, trapped in balloons." In MetroMix's negative review they point out what becomes all-too-clear while watching the film: "It offers less entertainment than just awareness of how nearly every American male role seems like it was intended for Harrison Ford." And finally, The Washington Post relates a story that could be from the screening I attended: "During the third or fourth reprise of the assassination attempt and bombing, a member of my audience let out an involuntary 'Oh, God . . .' and the rest of the house erupted in sympathetic laughter."



Cb_poster3CHARLIE BARTLETT. Opening in 1,122 theatres. Fun fact: Film Journal featured Charlie Bartlett on the cover of last August's issue. What's taken this indie so long to come out? Who knows? Anton Yelchin plays the titular Bartlett, a very rich kid who gets kicked out of his private high school and sent to--gasp!--public school. Once there he decides to make himself popular by scamming various psychiatrists and scoring all the necessary pharmaceuticals to start his own cottage industry. But, because he's a good guy, he also plays Teen Therapist to his classmates, and brings them the drugs that will help them with their issues. Hope Davis, Robert Downey Jr. and Kat Dennings also star.


Our Shirley Sealy finds the whole thing a little disturbing-- "Is it really okay, even in fun, to tell our kids that in today's world everybody is screwed up, so go ahead and do whatever it takes to get through the day?" But most critics went along with the comedy. "The makers maintain a comic touch, preferring keen observation and even irony to cynicism and despair," writes The Hollywood Reporter. And Rex Reed at The New York Observer compares the whole thing to that other witty teen comedy, Juno: "Laugh-out-loud funny and served by a perfect gang of appealing, mischievous collaborators." But Lisa Schwarzbaum at Entertainment Weekly calls it an "antic yet bland comedy," and The Washington Post complains, "The movie feels forced, cliched and derivative.


Beking BE KIND REWIND. Opening in 808 theatres. Michel Gondry's latest exercise in whimsy takes place in a rundown video store in rundown Passaic, New Jersey. Mike (Mos Def) is just trying to make a living at the store, while his friend Jerry (Jack Black) has a vendetta against the local electricity company, which results in his brain being magnetized. Jerry accidentally erases all the tapes in the store, so he and Mike come up with a plan-- they'll remake all the movies on their own. Melonie Diaz, Mia Farrow and Danny Glover also star.


I feel a little excessive in my love for this shaggy-dog movie, but at least I'm, for the most part, not alone. Our Kevin Lally loved it, crediting the film's "childlike, DIY approach to moviemaking that beguiles as it astonishes." A.O. Scott wrote an elegant review that I love almost as much as I loved the film itself; "It treats movies as found objects, as material to be messed around with, explored and reimagined," he writes. "It's inviting, undemanding and altogether wonderful." The Village Voice overthinks the whole thing a little bit, comparing it to 1960s Cuban cinema, but also pauses to credit Black's performance: "He's a fully developed comic presence�quick-witted yet stupid, charmingly obnoxious, expansively sarcastic." But a number of other critics weren't feeling so kind. "Every minute of Gondry's film is irrefutable proof that charm is not enough," scowl's The New Yorker's Anthony Lane, who concludes, "Be kind. Erase." Peter Travers at Rolling Stone is a little happier with the results, but notes, "Gondry, as writer and director, can't stop the creative helium from leaking out of his cinematic balloon."


Witlessprotectionposter WITLESS PROTECTION. Opening in 1,333 theatres. This movie, starring Larry the Cable Guy, was not screened for critics. Shocker.