By Katey Rich
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| Why yes, that is a clay turkey dressed as Borat, courtesy of Flickr. |
This is the part of the afternoon where the Screener tells you "Goodbye! Eat lots of turkey!" Because the Nielsen Company is setting us free at 3 p.m. today so that we can prepare for battle in the wilderness that is the Newark International Airport's security screening line. And, you know, I've never been a girl to turn down a chance to put all of my toiletries in a clear plastic bag.
Even the striking writers are on vacation for the next few days, so I'm operating under the assumption that I won't miss much whilst eating leftovers, watching whatever my parents have recorded on their DVR and making my family go see Enchanted with me. I'll be back, well-fed and well-rested, on Monday.
Gobble gobble!
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