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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Best would-be movie adaptations of 2013

As your newsfeeds and Digg accounts can attest, the end of the year is a time for Best-Of lists, a time that extends the spirit of Thanksgiving, as we take a moment to  appreciate the (over)abundance of media we’ve consumed these past 12 months.  


This year, in addition to our list of the Top 10 Films of 2013, we wanted to express our reflections with an eye towards the future. Combining an equal love of books and film, the below group of four books and one essay published in 2013 are those we believe would make for noteworthy – creatively interesting, or popular – films in the years ahead.


Here are our bids for the best would-be movie adaptations of 2013:


D.T. Max: Every Love Story is A Ghost Story: The first biography of David Foster Wallace (or DFW, to the late author’s dedicated base of fans, many, many of whom can be found in Brooklyn) chronicles the troubled writer’s struggle with the depression that would ultimately overwhelm him.  DFW’s magnum opus Infinite Jest, as well as his collection of essays Remember the Lobster, remain popular as ever, if not more so, as (and as is generally the case with modern mythologizing) the further we get from Wallace’s ’97 suicide, the more closely he becomes associated with the cult of artistic genius arrested, in the vein of Kurt Cobain or James Dean.


It’s important to note, however, we weren’t the first ones to think a DFW film would tap the zeitgeist: There’s already a movie about the author in development, an adaptation of the book Although of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself. An account of the five days writer David Lipsky spent accompanying Wallace on his book tour for Infinite Jest, Yourself has Jason Segel playing DFW.  We believe Ghost Story would lend itself to a more straightforward character study, perhaps narrowing in on that section of Wallace’s life when he was working on rather than promoting Infinite Jest, arguably his most popular work. There are certainly many ways to approach or rather represent a man who’s been alternately canonized (“gentle,” “kind,” “wise”) and vilified (“pompous,” “grandstanding” “a jerk”), but we believe one of the more rewarding approaches would involve mining Ghost Story’s extensive – in the sense of author Max’s access to personal letters and the like – insight to produce a film that makes conveying Wallace’s paradoxes its primary focus.


In other words, this would be the “thinker” or art-house DFW film.


Cheryl Sandberg: Lean In
This nonfiction book written by the former Chief Operating Officer for Facebook sparked a feminist controversy when it first hit shelves earlier this year. A sort of guidebook for the gentler sex in the workplace (if you want to succeed, don’t act like the gentler sex), Lean In outlines those steps women should take as well deconstructs those myths Sandberg thinks they shouldn’t believe.


In terms of how this non-narrative book could lend itself to a film adaptation, we were thinking something along the lines of the 2012 movie What to Expect When You’re Expecting, which used the popular mommy-to-be handbook as a jumping off point for a fictional story. A film about a young woman who receives a promotion at a tech company (tech tends to be a  male-dominated industry) and then has to contend with the modern issues Sandberg raises would be both timely and trendy. Let’s give Isla Fisher a part that puts her comedic skills and everywoman likability to good use – and gives her more of an edge than the confectionary Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Alice McDermott: Someone
Someone is just what its title suggests: In its portrayal of one “unremarkable” woman’s life, from childhood through old age, the story is both generic and, as this is a particular human life, inimitable. This film would be another art-house offering, as there’s no easily taglined plot to the story – the action is driven more by time than, well, action. But if cast correctly, including three great actresses, a girl, a woman, and an older woman, to play protagonist Marie at various points in her life, the cinematic version of Someone could bring a heightened immediacy to the novel’s theme of human universality. It would also pose a creative challenge to translate the author’s lovely prose into visual equivalents.


As NPR points out in their review, Marie “doesn’t undergo any kind of dramatic transformation,” which is something of a narrative no-no in both modern books and movies. But we happen to think a realistic portrayal of a real character would be simply really great.


Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch
Slightly more high-concept than Someone, The Goldfinch was rated by the NYT Book Review as one of the best books of the year. An orphan steals a painting from the museum he was forced to hide in during a terrorist attack. Then he tries to keep out of foster care and away from “the man” by staying with a friend. Then his father finds him and takes him to Vegas. Then he becomes involved with the underworld art set and ends up in Europe. A lot of other things happen too, meaning there’s plenty of action and memorable characters to make Goldfinch a broadly appealing bid at the box office.


Galya Diment: Two Lolitas (Vulture essay)
The Oscar-bait. Dorothy Parker may or may not have seen an early copy of Nabokov’s Lolita prior to its publication, but she certainly wrote an eerily similar short story that appeared in the The New Yorker. Famous wit Parker contending with her fading star, and ascendant Nabokov trying to find a home for his rebel Lolita, are two juicy parts. This is the film Laura Linney and Bill Murray should have made instead of Hyde Park on Hudson.


 



Tuesday, February 17, 2009

'Friday the 13th' most profitable holiday in four-day weekend


By Sarah Sluis

Earning $19.35 million on its eponymous release date, Friday the 13th had a comfortably steep slope to Friday 13th 2009

slide down as its grosses decreased through the rest of the four-day weekend. It ended the weekend with a $45.2 million gross, including a $4.5 million gross on President's Day.

Just behind the man in the hockey mask, He's Just Not That Into You experienced strong holdover business, dropping just 29.4% from the weekend before (15.9% if you include Monday) to earn about half of Friday the 13th's gross, $23.36 million. Two spots below, Confessions of a Shopaholic opened to 80% of HJNTIY's gross. $17.3 million. While HJNTIY and Taken doubled their Friday gross on Valentine's Day, Confessions of a Shopaholic only saw a 50% boost in business, indicating that it was less of a draw for the holiday's audiences.

Sleeper hit Taken dropped just 7.5% to finish third, even as it decreased the number of screens in its release. It went on to earn $22.2 million over the four-day weekend. I have not seen a single commercial for this film, which indicates that the marketing campaign successfully excluded those outside the probable demographic.

If the economy really explains Confessions of a Shopaholic's clearance-level opening, then maybe the economy can also explain the success of Taken. At a time when people are losing everything, a movie about reclaiming a prized possession (hey, the kidnappers are the ones claiming a child has a price) serves as a proxy for that foreclosed home, while Taken liam neeson

also subtly reminding people of their priorities. Our reviewer Jon Frosch aptly called the kipppapping film "a lurid pull" because it has the built-in pressure to find someone before it's "too late," while also activating deep insecurities about the trustworthiness of those close to you--the "inside job." The genre could even be considered a male melodrama, in the sense that it deals with threats to family, unfortunate turns of fate, and tugs on the heartstrings. What makes the genre so appealing, however, is that it's also about the male hero being able to rally and save the day, and what better film for today's economy? Or Valentine's Day?

Rounding out the list, The International debuted at #7, earning $9.3 million, which I calculate approximately covers the cost of the fake Guggenheim set, plus maybe Naomi Watts? Even though the bank (and the mob) are the villains in this movie, it seemed far removed from the credit crisis. Selling weapons to Third World countries, further indebting them and subjecting them to the bank's control just didn't seem that evil, or relevant. What about falsifying mortgage documents and bankrupting once-upon-a-time homeowners? I'd like to see a movie about that.

Other beneficiaries of the four-day weekend included kid-themed pictures Coraline, Paul Blart: Mall Cop and The Pink Panther 2. All three films jumped up a spot from their weekend gross once President's Day was factored in. Far down at #9, and benefiting from its "shoo-in" reputation for the Best Picture in the Oscar race, Slumdog Millionaire saw an increase in business, adding $7.3 million to give it a cumulative $86.6 million gross--and, with a boost the next couple weekends from the Oscar (and post-Oscar), perhaps it will finally top the $100 million mark.



Friday, February 13, 2009

Three-day, three-holiday weekend to lure in horror, romcom audiences


By Sarah Sluis

This Friday is Friday the 13th. Valentine's Day actually falls on Date Night. Monday, office workers and kids have the day off, some kicking off a whole week of mid-winter leisure. Hollywood, rejoice. Everyone's going to the movies.

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The Friday the 13th (3,105 screens) revival, which takes place at roughly the same time as the third installment of the ten-film franchise, has garnered surprisingly affirmative reviews. Calling it an "unapologetically brutal and boneheaded slasher picture," our Ethan Alter conceded that it's "an effective revival of a dormant franchise," an accolade made even more meaningful since the remake comes from production company Platinum Dunes, whose horror redos The Amityville Horror and The Hitcher have not met with similar receptions.

Competing with romcom holdover He's Just Not That Into You, Confessions of a Shopaholic (2,507 screens) definitely has an edge over last week's release. Slightly more optimistic, and definitely lighter and more ebullient,Isla fisher

it's more neutral fare for a couple to see on Valentine's Day. The PG rating ensures that the under 18 audience will

turn out to see the film through the Monday holiday, and I think the appeal to younger audiences will be the film's biggest advantage over HJNTIY. As a kid, my whole fifth-grade class was abuzz for months after the release of Clueless; I forecast a similar reaction to the over-the-top ridiculousness that makes Confessions of a Shopaholic such innocent fun. Also, I pish-posh anyone who claims the movie is poorly timed given the state of the economy. Shall we talk Depression-era musicals?

Fans of Clive Owen and modern architecture will probably enjoy The International (2,364 screens), but apparently these people are few and far between, as the travelogue actioner has been tracking well under expectations. Much to my shock after seeing the film, it was directed by Tom Tykwer of Run Lola Run, a frenetically plotted film with a heroine who did quite a bit more than Naomi Watts does in The International. The cinematography by Frank Griebe is fantastic, as is the extensive use of sleek buildings, which our critic Erica Abeel notes the director uses to "convey sinister forces and emotional states...the gleaming grey-blue corporate suites become the fearsome visual embodiment of corporate might." Too bad Tykwer tasks the buildings with pulling all the emotional weight of the film.

For those close to an IMAX theatre, Under The Sea 3D (49 screens) is a splendid, but short, look into a Under the sea 3d great white

coral reef full of exotic creatures--it's worth admission alone to see the cuttlefish capture its prey with its tentacle-like tongue. If you're curious about Joaquin Phoenix's self-pronounced last performance, and maybe trying to figure out why he acted so weird on David Letterman the other night, Two Lovers (7 screens), a romance set in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, will roll out in limited release. The much-acclaimed Oscar shutout Gomorrah also opens in limited release (5 screens NY/LA), to show its violent take on modern Italian organized crime. Under director Matteo Garrone, "each frame is skillfully conceived to illustrate entrapment," says our Maria Garcia. Over at FJI we're honoring our Presidents, so we'll recap the surely boffo box office on Tuesday.